Hurricane Irine. You're a bitch but you ain't all that.

Seriously, you are one over-hyped bitch. Kinda like my mom's meat loaf. It smells great and looks amazing but as soon as you put it in your mouth you want to immediately find a "nice" way of spitting it out............My dog Loki likes it but then again he also likes to eat poop.

Hey Gadaffi-------Know When To Say When.

.....and i'm talkin' plastic surgery here. Besides the fact that you are totally nuts and you have destroyed your country just to serve your over-inflated ego. Your fascination with plastic surgery is epic. Your right up there with Mrs. Wildenstein, all of the Housewives of (insert city) TV shows and 9/10ths of Hollywood. But as international despots go your #1.
Look, when you took over your country at age 27. You were a fairly good looking dude. But now, whoa! You put a whole new spin on 'duck face' or should I say, Gadddafi Duck Face?
                                                                      BEFORE:

AFTER:

,,,,,,and im not even going to get into that flavor saver "thing" you got going up on your lips and chin.

Its time to wrap it up and call it day.........not day spa..........Just a day.