Sunday, November 13, 2011

Occupy Movement....Frank Miller gives a masters class on the art of the "Rip."

Kids, its not often that I repost someone else's blog posts. Infact, this is the 1st time ever. It's rare for me to find such an amazing, "Rip" on someone or group than what Frank Millers of Batman fame just wrote about the Occupy movement. No matter what side you stand on you must admire the shear craft of this post.
ANARCHY


posted 11.7.2011

Everybody’s been too damn polite about this nonsense:
The “Occupy”movement, whether displaying itself on Wall Street or in the streets of Oakland (which has, with unspeakable cowardice, embraced it) is anything but an exercise of our blessed First Amendment. “Occupy” is nothing but a pack of louts, thieves, and rapists, an unruly mob, fed by Woodstock-era nostalgia and putrid false righteousness. These clowns can do nothing but harm America.
“Occupy” is nothing short of a clumsy, poorly-expressed attempt at anarchy, to the extent that the “movement” – HAH! Some “movement”, except if the word “bowel” is attached - is anything more than an ugly fashion statement by a bunch of iPhone, iPad wielding spoiled brats who should stop getting in the way of working people and find jobs for themselves.
This is no popular uprising. This is garbage. And goodness knows they’re spewing their garbage – both politically and physically – every which way they can find.
Wake up, pond scum. America is at war against a ruthless enemy.
Maybe, between bouts of self-pity and all the other tasty tidbits of narcissism you’ve been served up in your sheltered, comfy little worlds, you’ve heard terms like al-Qaeda and Islamicism.
And this enemy of mine — not of yours, apparently - must be getting a dark chuckle, if not an outright horselaugh - out of your vain, childish, self-destructive spectacle.
In the name of decency, go home to your parents, you losers. Go back to your mommas’ basements and play with your Lords Of Warcraft.
Or better yet, enlist for the real thing. Maybe our military could whip some of you into shape.
They might not let you babies keep your iPhones, though. Try to soldier on.
Schmucks.
FM
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That is how it's done, children. Learn from the master. The best part of his post are the OWS people voicing their surprised displeasure. I guess no told Frank that since he's in the entertainment industry (1%'ers all) that he must hold the ultra-liberal line.
Anyways, this was such an amazing rip that I had to share.

Ciao!

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Old Guys and Hipster Hats-----STOP IT! OH GOD STOP THIS AT ONCE!!!!

Oh Christ!!!! STOP! STOP IT RIGHT NOW!!!

Its bad enough that this stupid hat craze has progressed as far as it has with the 20 somethings but if your 30,40 or even 50 freaking years old and you are wearing one of these tiny felt are straw hats. Then guess what? You are a GIANT Douche BAG! and whats worse? Everyone knows it and they are laughing at you.
I bet in the early nineties you had an ear ring in your left ear, a tiny pony tail and you had just got your arm inked with some bitchin tribal arm band art to cover up that Calvin and Hobbes tattoo that you got in college. Well guess what? Once a douche always a douche? Well, it doesnt have to be. Take control of your adult fashion life and own up to the fact that people only wear hats these days because they are either balding and trying to hide it or trying to block the glare of the sun while on a boat or playing baseball and that is the wrong hat for those activities. Unless you a rich freak of nature like Johnny Depp. You have no need to be wearing hats. Sun screen is cheap and at your age it's high time that you own up to your baldness. Embrace it!
Sorry for the tough love but damnit! Someone had say it................Oh, and don't you dare start wearing one of these instead as they make men look like an effeminate wimp.

Using the word "Authentic" when describing something.

Kids, I have been noticing a disturbing trend in our media lately. Namely, the over use of the word, "authentic". Frankly, my minions the use of this word has reached a tipping point. Why, only last night I saw 3 stories on CNN where the talking head was extolling their show as a show that brings "authentic" stories to the fore front. As well as a Hooter's rip-off (Twin Peaks LLC) eaterie proclaiming that their place is an "authentic" mountain cabin where men can have beer at 29F,,, not 32F or even 30F but an honest to god 29F!!! Wheewwww! because we all know how crappy beer tastes at only 30F.
 But I digress! Back to that evil over-used word. What is it with these media types? Do they all go to the same meeting and vote on decriptives to pummel into the ground each year?
If we are going to over use this word then lets go whole hog!
Lets add it to everday life.
1) Authentic homelessness
2) Authentic death
3) Authentic whores (as if there wasnt any other kind)
4) Authentic taxes (because taxes just need more oomph! don't you think?)
5) Drugs to give you that authentic high.

See how silly that is? So, all of you media types out there. Please go have another meeting and agree to stop using the word, "authentic"....I'm talking to you Anderson Cooper!

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Hurricane Irine. You're a bitch but you ain't all that.

Seriously, you are one over-hyped bitch. Kinda like my mom's meat loaf. It smells great and looks amazing but as soon as you put it in your mouth you want to immediately find a "nice" way of spitting it out............My dog Loki likes it but then again he also likes to eat poop.

Friday, August 26, 2011

Hey Gadaffi-------Know When To Say When.

.....and i'm talkin' plastic surgery here. Besides the fact that you are totally nuts and you have destroyed your country just to serve your over-inflated ego. Your fascination with plastic surgery is epic. Your right up there with Mrs. Wildenstein, all of the Housewives of (insert city) TV shows and 9/10ths of Hollywood. But as international despots go your #1.
Look, when you took over your country at age 27. You were a fairly good looking dude. But now, whoa! You put a whole new spin on 'duck face' or should I say, Gadddafi Duck Face?
                                                                      BEFORE:
AFTER:

,,,,,,and im not even going to get into that flavor saver "thing" you got going up on your lips and chin.

Its time to wrap it up and call it day.........not day spa..........Just a day.